I just can't even.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/12/2015 at 08:24 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (33)

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
06/12/2015 at 08:27

I am having a pretty good week, not only am I now a master of cunnilingus 2 times over, but I saw Lebrons dick.

But seriously, why FP?

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
06/12/2015 at 08:29

I was feeling pretty confident after the tiny dick article so maybe I better not follow that link.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem
06/12/2015 at 08:34

1. Probably??? And seriously, on the FP?

2&3. HTF does one pretend to be black?

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/12/2015 at 08:36

Tanning pills?

Kinja'd!!!

Funktheduck > 505Turbeaux
06/12/2015 at 08:37

On mobile, always miss the awful links. My favorite was when Jez had an article complaining about something with naked women but the top link was Disney character dicks right above.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem
06/12/2015 at 08:37

If it weren’t for Jalopnik, I’d never, ever view a Gawker Media site.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CalzoneGolem
06/12/2015 at 08:37

Coincidence that cunnalingus and small dick article were featured within 24 hours of each other? I think not.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem
06/12/2015 at 08:38

Brown at best.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/12/2015 at 08:40

2 might be worth the read if you’re curious.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2015 at 08:43

I try to avoid Gawker, but I gave it a shot. Question still stands, AND I reminded myself why I avoid Gawker.

LongbowMkII > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/12/2015 at 08:43

Judging by the evidence, poorly.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/12/2015 at 08:44

Deadspin was a favorite of mine not long ago. Now half of the front page is just irrelevant shared posts from all other gawker subs.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/12/2015 at 08:45

Defamer is the worst of all. It’s just smut.

Wacko > CalzoneGolem
06/12/2015 at 08:46

I had to click, laughed for the comments about Lebron’s child dick.

CalzoneGolem > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/12/2015 at 08:46

It has always been a fetid wasteland.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2015 at 08:47

Kinja'd!!!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
06/12/2015 at 09:09

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
06/12/2015 at 09:30

At least Fleshbot was bold and singular of vision, not sneering and conniving.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/12/2015 at 09:35

Yeah, there have been some real winners on the sidebar the last couple of days for sure.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/12/2015 at 09:35

Fleshbot was the most forthright of all the Gawkersphere.

BigBlock440 > CalzoneGolem
06/12/2015 at 09:38

Kinja'd!!!

She’s just being true to herself. We just had a guy pretending to be a woman on here a week or so ago, but those posts seemed to have a different tone.

CalzoneGolem > BigBlock440
06/12/2015 at 09:40

Kinja'd!!!